Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

Removed

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna