Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.