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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?