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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's wrong?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna