Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.