Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.