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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!