How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!