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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.