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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

Why can't my girlfriend perform at open mic night?

Because she's a cover thief.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!