How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!