How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told her twice.

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings