How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

His smellular phone!

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.