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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...

Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).