How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!