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How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

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Marry her!

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Will i marry you?

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!