How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

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Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day?

Because she doesn't get to marry the best man.

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Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.