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How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!