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How did the telephones get married?

In a double ring ceremony!

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!