What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip