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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.