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What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.