What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

Why didn't the melon get married?

Because it can't elope.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe.

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.