What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip