What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot