What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!