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How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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Let it Gogh!

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What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

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With a red elephant trap.

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.