What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Anoobis

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.