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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.