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What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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Zikachu.

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They moove

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To get to the other side.

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Both have LAX security.

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When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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Because he was in deNile