Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court