Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
Because it's a Nietzsche Market.
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Lunch 11:35.
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Holy smokes.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
The Bible
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
The Holy Braille!
Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.
A monkey
He was a good conductor.
They are the path of leaf resistance.
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Babies grow up and stop crying
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.
In a hedge fund
Shrekquille O'Neal I'm sorry
Don-key xote
He pokmon!
Mabul cake.
Subtractem
It's Christmas, Eve.
