Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
Because it's a Nietzsche Market.
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Lunch 11:35.
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Holy smokes.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
The Bible
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
The Holy Braille!
She was maid in France!
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
He wanted to have drinks on the house.
With a monkey.
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
He had a good ark.
He was a body-builder
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
A cottage
Scarves
