Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
Because it ends with A-men
It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
The Bible
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
Because it's a Nietzsche Market.
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
Because it's a pastor)
Samson he brought the house down!
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Lunch 11:35.
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Holy smokes.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
The Holy Braille!
I have only my shelf to blame
I can see my shelf
Math hue.
Because they Pikachu
Nobody will look for them.
Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.
A gallop poll.
They coalesce
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
A. They really raised Cain.
He was an excellent conductor
He was conducting.
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
