Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
Because it ends with A-men
It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.
When Jesus went up for the cross.
You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.
When Jesus cleared the temple.
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Jesus going up for the cross!
The Bible
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
Because it's a Nietzsche Market.
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
Because it's a pastor)
Samson he brought the house down!
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Lunch 11:35.
A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
Fiction".
Holy smokes.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
100% at short range
The Holy Braille!
They went on strike!
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
She was running out of things to read.
People that would use said word can't read.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
Chop chop.
Because it's indivisible.
I think his riding style is pretty dope.
They go back four seconds.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
They have nerves of steal.
An Edison
Shrekmate.
