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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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All he wants is Just Ice

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Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

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Internettles.

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.