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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Soil Jokes More Soil Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.