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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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As developing children their knee grows.

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...