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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Soil Jokes More Soil Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.