What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"