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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!