What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"