What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.