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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

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What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.