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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"