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Garbage Collector Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

Little Pig Jokes More Little Pig Jokes

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do midget's bodies produce more of?

Endwarfins

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Human Race Jokes More Human Race Jokes

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!