Garbage Collector Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why do Trekkies never grow out of Star Trek?

They always somehow just Klingon to it.

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

How do programmers get a sixpack?

Int abs = new int23

Human Race Jokes More Human Race Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.