Garbage Collector Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Because he khan.

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First, invade ze kitchen...

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

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How do programmers say 'I love you!'?

You are my MSB.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.