Garbage Collector Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause