Garbage Collector Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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Garbage collectors.

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Take me to your breeder!

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Garry Oldman.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.