Human Race Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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Garbage Collector Jokes More Garbage Collector Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!