Human Race Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

How does an alien get back to his home planet?

Ayy

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the fastest mineral in the world?

The malacheetah.

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

Enslave Jokes More Enslave Jokes

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.