Human Race Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

World Jokes More World Jokes

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Untie Jokes More Untie Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...