What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.