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How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

How long does a dog's bark last?

Ly a second.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.