How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia.

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar