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How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

What do you call gigabytes in Africa?

They can't afford computers in Africa.