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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Wookie Mistake Jokes More Wookie Mistake Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!