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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

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Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!