Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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He yelled, "A u, fish!"

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

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What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie?

Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!