Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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Elf and safety

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Tooth-Hurty

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A wookiee talkie.

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He was petrified.

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Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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A right a right a right!

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A Chewie

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A wookiee talkie.

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They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!