Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

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What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Why does mom always yell at you?

Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!