March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Previous Random Joke Next
Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are indecisive miners the worst?

Because all day they deal with ores.

What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity?

Wookie Goldberg

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What was wrong with Han Solo's "Hanburgers"?

They were really Chewie!

Wookie Mistake Jokes More Wookie Mistake Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!