Han Jokes

What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

What did the handicapped racecar driver say?

I have no Hans

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!