Han Jokes

What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

What did the handicapped racecar driver say?

I have no Hans

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

Skywalker Jokes More Skywalker Jokes

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Chewie Jokes More Chewie Jokes

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

Kylo Ren Jokes More Kylo Ren Jokes

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.