Han Jokes

What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

What did the handicapped racecar driver say?

I have no Hans

How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

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Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

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What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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What is Chewbaccas favorite celebrity?

Wookie Goldberg

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What's Medusa's favorite cheese?

Hehehe.. Gorgon-zola

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

Petrify Jokes More Petrify Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)