Rando Calrissians
Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
A Hans free device
I have no Hans
Less than twelve parsecs.
He was petrified.
Ask Subban from the Hans to find out
Han Solo
Because he can't even.
A wookiee talkie.
I don't know
Because Han was flying so low.
Han Double
Because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
A rebel without applause.
On the perineum falcon!
Because he's solo.
May divorce be with you
Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!
A Han Solo performance.
I think I could use a Han here.
May Divorce be with you.*
He Ran Solo...
Because the prices were Solo
Ewoks
A Chewie
Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe
Because he's got rusty knees.
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.
Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-
They always miss the shot
Whoa did you hear that?
They just wing it.
Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.
With shell phones.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
On squid row!
In car, serrated
