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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What do you call miscellaneous members of Han Solo's best friend's family?

Rando Calrissians

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

Leia Jokes More Leia Jokes

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.