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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*