What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

How can that help in this job?

You do the math

Leia Jokes More Leia Jokes

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know