What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know