What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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What do You Use?

Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

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Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe