A Dell.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Manuel.
A Dell
She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.
Hello from the other side...
A Dell rolling in the deep.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.