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How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!

Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework?

He was on crystal math.