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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!