What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

They've had little use.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.