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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

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What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...