What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

They've had little use.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton