What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

They've had little use.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

How does a cactus do his math homework?

He uses a cacti-lator!