What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

They've had little use.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton