What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

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What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!