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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

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Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Frighten Jokes More Frighten Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.