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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday