Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.