Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.