Play the national anthem
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
The Dark Knightrogen
A Con-Yay!
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
A Zebra.
A good Friday
Because the police charge you.
The third degree.
Sting operation, of course!
A dirty crook.
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
When the judge threw the book at him.
F.B.I.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.
A con descending.
They shoot first and ask questions later.
He had served his sentence.
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Because all they do is look down at people.
Panda-monium.
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Because he was charged with battery.
He was a bad conductor.
A condescending con descending.
Play ball.
Because it's intense
In case your other agus breaks.
More storage space.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again
An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
