Play the national anthem
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
The Dark Knightrogen
A Con-Yay!
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
A Zebra.
Because the police charge you.
The third degree.
Sting operation, of course!
A dirty crook.
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
When the judge threw the book at him.
F.B.I.
A con descending.
They shoot first and ask questions later.
He had served his sentence.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
The milky way!
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
You'll get exhausted
It saves its sole.
With a Ruff IRA.
It was a Thai!
A crushed Asian
Because they're bad conductors.
Because he was charged with battery.
It's In-tents
In case your other agus breaks.
Because it had a bad conductor.
He was a bad conductor.
Never mind, I'll escalator
A condescending con descending.
