Play the national anthem
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
The Dark Knightrogen
A Con-Yay!
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
A Zebra.
Because the police charge you.
The third degree.
Sting operation, of course!
A dirty crook.
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
When the judge threw the book at him.
F.B.I.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.
A con descending.
They shoot first and ask questions later.
He had served his sentence.
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
She doesn't because she's dead.
He was a bad conductor.
Because they're bad conductors.
A Yutopia
Asian People
Because it was two tired.
There was a run on sentences.
A Brazilian dollars.
Be sharp or Be flat.
A nun falling down the stairs
A condescending con descending.
Because he might Pikachu!
Tequila, I'm looking at you.
