Play the national anthem
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A macular degenerate.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
The Dark Knightrogen
A Con-Yay!
They're all criminals.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
A Zebra.
A good Friday
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A herpetrator.
Because the police charge you.
The third degree.
Sting operation, of course!
A dirty crook.
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
When the judge threw the book at him.
F.B.I.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.
A con descending.
They shoot first and ask questions later.
He had served his sentence.
It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!
A condescending con descending.
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Attention K-Mart shoppers...
Earthquakes stop shaking
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."
Because they all joined
Because it's intense
Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
There are literally Sicilians.
