Play the national anthem
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
The Dark Knightrogen
A Con-Yay!
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
A Zebra.
A good Friday
Because the police charge you.
The third degree.
Sting operation, of course!
A dirty crook.
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
When the judge threw the book at him.
F.B.I.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.
A con descending.
They shoot first and ask questions later.
He had served his sentence.
Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.
Play ball.
Chernobyl fallout.
Follow the litre.
Because he's got no arms.
A condescending con descending.
What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending
Because they were tailor made for it.
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
Because it's in tents.
Meow-schwitz.
