Play the national anthem
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
The Dark Knightrogen
A Con-Yay!
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
A Zebra.
A good Friday
Because the police charge you.
The third degree.
Sting operation, of course!
A dirty crook.
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
When the judge threw the book at him.
F.B.I.
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.
A con descending.
They shoot first and ask questions later.
He had served his sentence.
Oh secant, you say
Criminal intent.
Criminal Intent.
The crime rate.
He wanted to work undercover.
The police held an inn-quest
They could be stalking you!
They both fear the wurst
Because he doesn't do cardio.
He ran out of patients.
A condescending con descending.