Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it
He can't go anywhere without Robin'
Batman's Parents.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
Fire in the hole!
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
To a Bananas foster home.
Because it's traveling light!
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
Obscuri-tea.