What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Riddler Jokes More Riddler Jokes

What's the Riddler's favourite beverage?

Obscuri-tea.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!