Alley Jokes

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

Asian Person Jokes More Asian Person Jokes

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."