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Alley Jokes

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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What do you call a bowling alley in Brooklyn?

Ebo-wling

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

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What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.