Alley Jokes

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What do naked fish play with?

Bare-a-cudas!

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What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke