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Alley Jokes

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?

You can't!

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

Akbar Jokes More Akbar Jokes

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Prince Charles Jokes More Prince Charles Jokes

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)