Alley Jokes

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

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What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

What's the most political particle?

Rons

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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A lubricantation.

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What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!

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What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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