What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

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What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9