What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

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Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

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What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip