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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

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What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.