What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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What do you call a Bible for the blind?

The Holy Braille!

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille