What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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What is a double-blind study?

Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What do you call a Bible for the blind?

The Holy Braille!