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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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A partial in a pear tree.

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One brightly shines...

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Europe!

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And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.