Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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He gobbles up.

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Hillary got off Scott-free.

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey