Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey