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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

Christmas Dinner Jokes More Christmas Dinner Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.