Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What's the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Christmas Dinner Jokes More Christmas Dinner Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.