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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

Christmas Dinner Jokes More Christmas Dinner Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.