What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn