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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings