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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why do optometrists enjoy nautical jokes?

They have a good sense of aqueous humor.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings