What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)