What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.