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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Carbon Dating Jokes More Carbon Dating Jokes

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.