What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Carbon Dating Jokes More Carbon Dating Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.