What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.