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What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian?

Aye matey.

What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!