What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.