What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS