What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.