What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS