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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy