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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy