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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.