Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce