Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.