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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

Police Car Jokes More Police Car Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.