Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.