Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
Because 9/11.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
Their knees
Everywhere
9/11
I thought you said you'd never forget....
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
9/11 beams
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
9/11.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Possum: Oh yeah
The government actually wanted to stop Polio.
If the planes came from the outside.
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
15 or 16
They were both caused by a message from god.
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.
It was an emergent sea.
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
It got stuck in 9/11
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
Landscaping is an outside job.
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
311 Credit goes to my friend Max.
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.
He saw the bottom of the ocean
Looks like we have debris all over the place
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
They never stop lighting up.
They ran out of juice!
Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.
To prove that he was framed!
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
Because he needed *arrest*!!!
Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.
Because black boards matter.
Independence Day
By Celibating!
