Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
Because 9/11.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
Because he was 9/11.
Elephants never forget.
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
Their knees
Everywhere
9/11
I thought you said you'd never forget....
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Bing fwong dong 9/11
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
9/11 beams
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
9/11.
One was planned.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
Possum: Oh yeah
The government actually wanted to stop Polio.
If the planes came from the outside.
15 or 16
They were both caused by a message from god.
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
Their knees! Please comment "No"
She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.
It was an emergent sea.
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
Because 9/11 was an inside dog.
It got stuck in 9/11
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
Because you never forget!
Landscaping is an outside job.
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
You cannot milk a goat for 13 years
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.
311 Credit goes to my friend Max.
Because they always fly over everyone's head.
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.
Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy
Fight for your right to padre
For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".
You only need one nail to hold up a picture.
He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.
Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated
Pollywood!
It's a place of udder delight.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
Play with its citorus
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
A nervous wreck.
The letter C.
