Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
Because 9/11.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
Because he was 9/11.
Elephants never forget.
Their knees
Everywhere
9/11
I thought you said you'd never forget....
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
9/11 beams
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
9/11.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Possum: Oh yeah
The government actually wanted to stop Polio.
If the planes came from the outside.
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
15 or 16
They were both caused by a message from god.
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.
It was an emergent sea.
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
It got stuck in 9/11
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
Landscaping is an outside job.
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.
311 Credit goes to my friend Max.
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy
Star Wars.
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF
Because it's a FAST food!
Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
No worries they will tell you
Ell if I know!
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
Cause they be quacking jokes
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
Everyone knows you're a master baiter!
It never happens just once.
A goldfish!
A goldfish! I am not sorry.
Because it was FeO
Mash-scara!
