Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
I thought you said you'd never forget....
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Possum: Oh yeah
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.
It was an emergent sea.
It got stuck in 9/11
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
311 Credit goes to my friend Max.
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
He has to have someone to blame the farts on.
Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
I don't know.
I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!
The location of the dirtbag.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Formed a coustic d'tat
In the computerus.
Answer coming Fall 2017.
Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.
A cheetah!
Quarkiplier
