Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
Because 9/11.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
You can't milk a cow for 15 years.
Because he was 9/11.
Elephants never forget.
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
Their knees
Everywhere
9/11
I thought you said you'd never forget....
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Bing fwong dong 9/11
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
9/11 beams
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
You can't milk a cow for 14 years.
9/11.
One was planned.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.
Possum: Oh yeah
The government actually wanted to stop Polio.
If the planes came from the outside.
15 or 16
They were both caused by a message from god.
The government will watch you for the next 15+ years
Their knees! Please comment "No"
She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.
It was an emergent sea.
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
Because 9/11 was an inside dog.
It got stuck in 9/11
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
Because you never forget!
Landscaping is an outside job.
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
You cannot milk a goat for 13 years
Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget
No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.
311 Credit goes to my friend Max.
Because they always fly over everyone's head.
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.
Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy
You know you want it, Honey
I don't know but it would slow him down.
I n c o r r e c t l y
Bob
To prove that he was framed!
Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it
Ask a woman her age.
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
You're purrr-fect for me!
I cantaloupe.
They always forget Tupac.
They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
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