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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".