Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

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Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.