Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.