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Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!