Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.