Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.