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Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.