What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.