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What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.