What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What is a snowman's favorite book?

War and Frozen Peas!

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock