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What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.