What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes?

A food fight.

Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"