What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.