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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What is a snowman's favorite book?

War and Frozen Peas!

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake!