Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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What do you call a deaf Pokémon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.