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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger