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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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How does he smell?

Terrible!

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

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What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.