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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

Nothing.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.