What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

Nothing.