What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

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What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died?

Nothing.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.