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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'