Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan