Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

They both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Soar Jokes More Soar Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.