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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

Soar Jokes More Soar Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.