Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Soar Jokes More Soar Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM