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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

What do you call a fly without wings?

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Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Soar Jokes More Soar Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM