Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Soar Jokes More Soar Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.