Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Soar Jokes More Soar Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.