March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Soar Jokes More Soar Jokes

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.