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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?

Send him to polytechnic!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.