What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A stripey jumper!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.