What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code?

A morese-quito!

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!