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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there! Baron! Baron who?

Baron mind who you're talking to!

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh my god a talking coconut!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.