What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

Why don't sharks bite lawyers?

Professional Courtesy.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Who's there! Brendan! Brendan who?

Brendan an ear to what I have to say!

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.