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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo?

The attorney charges more.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Tool Jokes More Tool Jokes

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers