What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

What did the sergeant say to the corporal?

I need to see your privates.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

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How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Who's there! Chrysalis! Chrysalis who?

Chrysalis the cake for you!

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do