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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.