Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
To prevent them from whistling.
Cats can't drive!
Napoleon Blownaparte
Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
In a casino, you really mean it.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Boo Jeans
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a China man.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
Take the P out of him.
Because he had been told to ice it.
Mabul cake.
An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.
Vampliers
