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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

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Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

How do you get in with a pretty nurse?

You need to be patient.

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do