What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

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Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans