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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.