Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

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What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

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What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.