Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise