Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

Inbread!

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.