Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.