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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

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Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo....

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!