Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!