What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds