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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

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How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds