What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.