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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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What is the unit of power?

Yes.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds