What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is the unit of energy?

Students: Yes!

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds