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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.