What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.