What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.